Tale of the Dietanic

Threat Level: Washing Machine UNFINISHED

the DIEtanic is a Death Ship don't ride it (took place before Reunion started)

Day 1

Carl : oh look it's the DIEtanic it freaking Big

"imagine a Big Boat here"

"skips the boring part where they go in the boat"

Carl : sadly im a C Class Passenger

Jak : oh hi Carl

Carl : Hi Jak

"meanwhile Japanese Passenger"

Japan Guy : ああ、こんにちは

McScreee : What?

Japan Guy : こんにちは

McScreee : I don't speak Ching Chong Change Chinese person

"Meanwhile a Kid with his father"

Lily (Kid) : hey dad why aren't we having Chicken for Dinner

Rod (Father) : son, were only on the C class we cant have Chicken

Lily : i wish this Boat got hit by IceBerg

"Meanwhile McScreee"

McScreee : ugh this place is boring

Japanese Boi : hhhmmmmm this English Book is great

McScreee : Woah you speak English now

Japanese Boi : yes

McScreee : whoa are you anyway?

Japanese Boi : im One Punch Sans I Have 1 Health and if I punch someone they DIE instantly

Bob : and Im Bob

McScreee : go away Bob

One Panch Sans : so wanna go to the Bar

"Meanwhile the Bartender"

Depress Guy : I hate my life

Blenderman : hhhmmmm here have a Coffee it's on the House

Depress : Than...

McScreee : *pushes Depress Guy* one McCigar sir

One Punch Sans : I don't really make friends to the Person I met Early

McScreee : Huh? why is that

One Punch Sans : IDK they probably evil People, but since we're in a Boat it's probably safe

Blenderman : um how about you sir?

One Punch Man : Screw Driver

Blenderman : *Gives Screw Driver*

McScreee : whats with the Screw Driver?

One Punch Man : for something

"meanwhile the Wrong Direction"

Day 3 WD Conductor: ok guys lets do this

WD Drummer : Ok let's do this Sheet literally *Reads Sheet*

WD Guitarist : Um, what is that white thing out there

WD Flute Boi : Idk probably an Iceberg lets ignore it

WD Singer 1 : let's do this

Whole WD : were gonna perform now but *talks for 3 Minute* *Talking Ended*

WD Singer 1 : Maybe it's the Way She Walk, Straight into my Face and Punch it, Throw the Bomb but missed the Guards, She Accidentally Throws it to me.

WD Singer 2 : I Said can You Stop Team Killing me, She said Never in your wildest Dream

"Ice Burgs Hit"

WD Singer : AND WE DANCED ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST DAY EVER